talkstowolves: I speak with wolves and other wicked creatures. (Default)
One of the things I thought I'd like to use Twitter for is telling micro-stories. If I could become proficient at writing intriguing and tight stories of 140 characters or less, I thought, how much such precision could benefit my writing overall! So I tripped happily into the realm of Twitter, all armed with this good intention.

Of course, then I never managed to write any Twitterfic, as it's called, for a variety of reasons. One of those reasons was inspiration, which, I know-- bite my tongue! I should be writing anyway, inspiration or no.

Luckily, the Book View Cafe came along and saved me by running a Twitterfic contest that had my brain firing on all creative cylinders. To wit: the sixth Book View Cafe Twitterfic contest was in honor of [personal profile] seanan_mcguire, celebrating the release of Rosemary and Rue.

Participants had to write a micro-story - 126 characters or less - on the theme fairy tale noir.

Oh yeah. I was off like a shot! So were many other people: there were a slew of excellent entries, some dramatic, some hilarious, some with pune's* so bad that you couldn't help smiling as you groaned. I really thought the competition was too good for me to place beyond, perhaps, an Honorable Mention.

Color me surprised when I not only received an Honorable Mention, but also won one of the grand prizes (which happens to be an autographed copy of Rosemary and Rue)!

My honorable mention:
He should've known the ballerina was trouble with her killer paper gam. Yet he smiled as he burned: she'd flared out first.

My winning piece:
"You got in the way of a good thing, grandma," she said, as her lover's canines snapped tight on old flesh and housecoat all.

So much fun! I recommend all Twitter folks who enjoy writing to try their hand at future Book View Cafe contests. Or just try micro-stories, period. Pulling one off can be a very revealing moment.

To read all of the entries for the contest, scroll back at this link.**
To see all the entries that placed, visit the contest page.


* Or play on words.

** This link won't be good forever as new replies to Book View Cafe's Twitter scroll the entries farther and farther back.
talkstowolves: I speak with wolves and other wicked creatures. (talks to wolves)
As promised, here is the piece of flash fiction I wrote for the Weird Tales Spam-Ade contest.

Enjoy, and comments are welcome!

* * *


"Dark Knight Disapproved by Vaticans Due to Satanic Links"

by Deborah J. Brannon


Accessing: Newscasts Outside of Time
Channel: Medieval Times
Available Titles: Newly Discovered Body Transformation Formula
                                  Dark Knight Disapproved by Vaticans Due to Satanic Links
                                  Remove Your Debt the Christian Way
                                  ...

Accessing: Dark Knight Disapproved by Vaticans Due to Satanic Links

Video missing. Audio and transcription only.


“It's late August, 1359, and a demon infestation rages across Europe! The Vaticans, in a rare show of agreement, summoned a Dark Knight from the depths of Hell to combat the spreading demonic powers. Sitting twelve feet atop his destrier that crushes the innocent beneath iron hooves, I've never seen a savior look quite so imposing! Let's talk to him now. ... Sir! Sir, how are things going?”

The narrator moves toward the source of a disturbance, created or curbed by the Dark Knight himself. Screams, groans, and repetitive thudding sounds predominate. There is a blood-curdling whinny cut short as the reporter speaks.

"We had a quality scourge here: loads of flayed demons and forced exorcisms, it's been really quite grand. I'm just disappointed that Popes Innocent, Griseus, and Sinistra have seen fit to forgo my payment."

The Dark Knight sounds Irish, oddly enough, circa 20th century. He speaks with a laid back ease. The Popes he references are those of the Vatican Primus, the Vatican Vatican, and the Black Vatican respectively.

"And what was your payment, Sir-- er, Dark Knight?"

"The standard complement of fifty virgins, Tom, with a retainer fee of three hundred newborns. You won't get my quality for such a good price this side of Gomorrah."

Cries of “Unclean!” break out in the distance, with hoofbeats to end worlds echoing more closely. What one can only presume to be the Dark Knight's bellow, a fierce and harrowing sound, rips through the shouts. One can almost hear the blood rain down.

"We understand even the Black Vatican denies employing him in a bid to 'fit in' according to one Blood Acolyte. Let's ask the Dark Knight what he thinks.”

The moans of destroyed flesh grow nearer, with our reporter shouting over the din. He reiterates the Blood Acolyte's comment.

"I think that was a bit disingenuous of them, Tom. Just because you wash your hands of blood today, doesn't make them clean. ...of blood. ... Er, tomorrow."

“Quite right, Sir! Can you tell the folks out there what we can expect until the Vaticans settle up?”

A voice staggers closer, screaming relentlessly: “My God! Why have you forsak--?” We hear a ragged gasp, then a rather final-sounding thump.

“Where were we? Ah, yes. Scourging will continue on the general populace until fees are met.”

“Thank you! At this time, the Vaticans have offered no reply. You heard it here on Newscasts Outside of Time: Medieval Times first! This is Tom Lane, signi--”

Tom's voice cuts off, followed by a soft thud. There is a breathless moment, then the sound of hooves and deadly metal: screams begin once more and the sound equipment hits the dirt, shorting out, dumb and dead.
talkstowolves: I speak with wolves and other wicked creatures. (Default)
The Hugos have been announced! I'm including a list of the winners below the cut for those of you who might not have seen yet:

And the 2008 Hugo award winners are... )

I don't know about any of those novels or novellas sadly, but will definitely be checking them out. I am familiar with both of the film award winners and think they're both well-deserving.

Congratulations to LJ-local [livejournal.com profile] matociquala! I'm also pleased to note that her winning story, "Tideline", rides the crest of interstitiality: it's inspired by a necklace called "Sinners in the Hands of a Mildly Startled Buddha" by [livejournal.com profile] elisem.

This weekend also saw the announcement of the winners in Weird Tales' flash fiction Spam-ade! contest.

I entered this contest with the amusing spam headline: "Dark Knight disapproved by Vaticans due to Satanic links." Sadly, my little Monty Python-esque piece was not one of the finalists. No worries, though! I'll share my silly Spam-ade! story with you on Wednesday. An extra bit of fiction for the week!

Beneath the cut, you can see the headlines that did win:

The Spammies go to... )

Coming up:
D is for Desire: A Tale from the Wishing Well on Monday, August 11th.
"Dark Knight Disapproved by Vaticans Due to Satanic Links": Spam Fiction on August 13th.
talkstowolves: I speak with wolves and other wicked creatures. (Default)
So, if you're taking it easy this weekend and not overly busy, check out this amusing contest from Weird Tales:



You’ve seen the latest wave of spam — you know, the faux outrageous news headlines: “Osama trains goats for tactical bombing.” “Laika the Russian space dog returns to Earth.” “Children admit to being little shits: Video.” Isn’t it a shame the headline is all we get? So here at Weird Tales we’re inviting YOU to turn this spam into… um… spam-ade!

Write a flash-fiction story — under 500 words — based on a spam you’ve received. Send your story, along with the headline that inspired it, to contest@weirdtales.net before 9 a.m. on Monday, Aug. 4. The Weird Tales editorial team will judge them, and three winners will be announced at the Weird Tales reception on Friday, Aug. 8 at the World Science Fiction Convention in Denver!

The first-, second-, and third-place winners will all be published online at WeirdTalesMagazine.com the week of August 11. The first- and second-place winners will also receive three free issues of Weird Tales; and the first-place winner will also receive an autographed copy of Ekaterina Sedia’s incredible new novel The Alchemy of Stone.

(UPDATE! If you’ve thrown away all your own spam, writer Adam Israel has compiled a humongous collection of spam headlines here. Be forewarned that adult language abounds therein.)

We encourage you to spread this announcement far and wide. But note: entries from Nigeria will be examined very closely.



Original post is here.


Note: "9 AM where?" is anyone's guess, but I would have your submission in by 9 AM EST to be on the safe side. (That's 8 AM in Minneapolis, 7 AM in Denver, and 6 AM in San Francisco.)
talkstowolves: (firebird belongs to the holy)
If you signed up for this contest, be aware:

An email containing the rules and submission information went to all of you last night. One email bounced and a couple who did not provide email addresses were sent to LJ addresses in the hopes of reaching you.

The email came from chimera dot contest at gmail dot com.

Please make sure that you received the email. Check your spam box. If you did not receive it please let me know and we will resend.

Thanks!

[Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] copperwise.]

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