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Hey, ho! There Krakens Go.
Jul. 24th, 2014 11:16 pmOr, What To Get the Pirate Queen Who Has Everything.
You might not know this, but my best friend is a kraken's daughter. Yep. If this were Westeros, she'd be rocking her own longboat under the Greyjoy banner. If this were an alt-early 19th century Caribbean, she'd be tossing hogtied passenger treats to her best kraken brother. Aquaman wrings his hands next to his mailbox awaiting her soirée invitations, and King Triton's daughters always call her up for fashion advice.
Your argument is invalid.
When it's her birthday, you kinda have to step up. And as I am a kraken's bestie, you bet that's what I did. With flair and flourish, and maybe a boarding party or two.
I made a pirate's chest. BEHOLD!
[You'll actually have to click here to BEHOLD! Sorry about that. Through the link for Geek DIY!]
You might not know this, but my best friend is a kraken's daughter. Yep. If this were Westeros, she'd be rocking her own longboat under the Greyjoy banner. If this were an alt-early 19th century Caribbean, she'd be tossing hogtied passenger treats to her best kraken brother. Aquaman wrings his hands next to his mailbox awaiting her soirée invitations, and King Triton's daughters always call her up for fashion advice.
Your argument is invalid.
When it's her birthday, you kinda have to step up. And as I am a kraken's bestie, you bet that's what I did. With flair and flourish, and maybe a boarding party or two.
I made a pirate's chest. BEHOLD!
[You'll actually have to click here to BEHOLD! Sorry about that. Through the link for Geek DIY!]