Honey badger don't care about warm feet.
Jan. 17th, 2013 12:37 am
Let me tell you about Sock Dreams. Based out of Portland, Oregon, they are basically the preeminent online destination for anyone who wants something soft, fuzzy, and/or stylish to put on their feet. (And arms, and legs...) They have a storefront, and sometimes let you wander through the warehouse. People have gotten to do this. Such people as Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman. I am absurdly jealous.
Each year, I order a pair of New Zealand bed socks for myself and Andy. These things are like mini-toasters for your feet, if toasters were crazysoft creatures that gently wrapped themselves around your tootsies. And weren't powered by electricity. This year was no different in the bed sock-acquiring department, except I ordered them a bit later in the year than I usually do. I also decided to make them stocking stuffers.
In my capacity as Deputized Stocking Stuffer, I chose to work within a theme this Christmas. That theme, although it most certainly doesn't give a shit, was the honey badger. To that end, I decided to put a note in the Special Instructions to Sock Dreams and asked them if they'd put a honey badger on the packing slip to amuse my husband.
And just how much did the Sock Dreams crew come through for me? This much.