It's Cherno Alpha Cocktail Time!

It's Cherno Alpha cocktail time! If you're not already earwormed, I want you to go ahead and do this: go watch this Youtube video. I'll wait. Cool, done? Okay, now start singing "It's Cherno Alpha cocktail time!" to yourself. Do a shimmy up to your bar that's only embarrassing if you're not home alone or your guests aren't already drunk. (If you're alone, it ain't no thing; if your guests are drunk, it's hilarious.)

I hope your bar's well stocked, particularly with vodka and various red liquids. You're gonna need them to honor one of the baddest jaegers protecting the collective human ass from massive city-chompin' kaiju.

So, you've all seen Pacific Rim, right? If you haven't, I don't even know why I'm talking to you right now. You need to take yourself to a theatre, educate yourself, and stop by the liquor store on the way back home. Pacific Rim is the giant mechs vs. giant monsters film you've been looking for, if you ever loved Godzilla, Gamera, Transformers, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gundam, etc. This film is homage and love letter to them all. It's also Guillermo del Toro's warped and beautiful brain on film: I want to squeeze it and call it Squishy (for it will be mine and it will be my Squishy).

That didn't get weird at all.

On top of all of that? Pacific Rim is a celebration of the human spirit, and the fact that collaboration and friendship among humanity is what makes us great. If that doesn't call for a drink with a few friends, I don't know what does.

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